Kasia Kalinowska – Medium

Kasia Kalinowska

Pinned

Kasia Kalinowska
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Merit-Based Scholarships to Fund Your Medical Procedure

Hoping to afford healthcare? Apply today!

Oct 28, 2020

Merit-Based Scholarships to Fund Your Medical Procedure

Oct 28, 2020

Kasia Kalinowska
in
The Belladonna Comedy

From the Personal Papers of Susan Sontag: “Cancer Fantasies and Metaphors That Are Actually Fine”

Notes from the scrapped tenth chapter of Illness as Metaphor

Jan 16, 2022

A black marble plaque with Richard Nixon’s name with the timespan 1913–1994, with the words “THE GREATEST HONOR HISTORY CAN BESTOW IS THE TITLE OF PEACEMAKER” below it. Green grass and American flag in the background.

Jan 16, 2022

Kasia Kalinowska
in
The Belladonna Comedy

18 Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Go to the Grocery Store While Hungry

I’ll buy everything and the empty shelves will look like a doomsday cult swept through.

Aug 17, 2021

18 Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Go to the Grocery Store While Hungry

Aug 17, 2021

Kasia Kalinowska
in
Slackjaw

Your New Job’s Benefits Package Is A Dog-Friendly Office

Forget EPOs and PPOs, all these DOGGOs keep our staff happy and motivated!

Aug 2, 2021

Your New Job’s Benefits Package Is A Dog-Friendly Office

Aug 2, 2021

Kasia Kalinowska

How Best To Handle Your International Airplane Scandal

By Polish Conservative Party Leader Jarosław Kaczyński

Jun 1, 2021

How Best To Handle Your International Airplane Scandal

Jun 1, 2021

Kasia Kalinowska

Please Don’t Try To Get a Cash Settlement from the Chinese Rocket Debris Hurtling Towards the Earth

As a personal injury lawyer, I advise you not to try to make money by throwing your body in the path of the debris falling from space.

May 7, 2021

Please Don’t Try To Get a Cash Settlement from the Chinese Rocket Debris Hurtling Towards the Earth

May 7, 2021

Kasia Kalinowska
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Daily Itinerary of a Hormonal Birth Control-Induced Blood Clot

Realize that, if we started appearing in men’s veins after they took a birth control pill, America would discontinue the pill altogether.

Apr 20, 2021

Daily Itinerary of a Hormonal Birth Control-Induced Blood Clot

Apr 20, 2021

Kasia Kalinowska
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Sorry, These Are Your Options for the Game M.A.S.H. Now

Predict your future with the 2021 edition of the classic paper-and-pencil game!

Apr 14, 2021

Sorry, These Are Your Options for the Game M.A.S.H. Now

Apr 14, 2021

Kasia Kalinowska

Quiz: Are You an Allergy Kid or a Killjoy Ruining Halloween?

Not killing you is the biggest buzzkill!

Oct 30, 2020

Quiz: Are You an Allergy Kid or a Killjoy Ruining Halloween?

Oct 30, 2020

Kasia Kalinowska

Minutes from the 2020 Atlantic Hurricane Panhellenic Council Meeting

Preparing for the most epic party, I mean storm, season yet!

Oct 5, 2020

Minutes from the 2020 Atlantic Hurricane Panhellenic Council Meeting

Oct 5, 2020

Kasia Kalinowska

Kasia Kalinowska

New Yorker, public health nerd, avoiding death by peanut. Words in Points in Case, Please See Me, and others. See more at kasiakalinowska.com

Following

Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams