Topical Satire

As a Personal Injury Lawyer, I Advise You Not To Try To Get a Cash Settlement by Throwing Your Body in the Path of the Chinese Rocket Debris Hurtling Uncontrollably Towards the Earth

The economy is bad, but not this bad, right?

Kasia Kalinowska
4 min readMay 7, 2021

--

Photo by Forest Katsch on Unsplash

--

--

Kasia Kalinowska

New Yorker, public health nerd, avoiding death by peanut. Words in Points in Case, Please See Me, and others. See more at kasiakalinowska.com